UPDATE: Items that drop from Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown

Would you like to know what will drop from Pee Pants when you complete his tasks:

When you complete Do That Scarf Trick, you have a chance of finding:

Pawtucket Ale
Fancy Pants

When you complete Wet Himself, you have a chance of finding:

Martini

When you complete Circus Jump, you have a chance of finding:

Wine

When you complete Blow Up a Balloon, you have a chance of finding:

Eyeshadow

Pair of Skechies